2 oz hendricks gin
1/4 oz laphroaig single-malt scotch
rinse a chilled martini shell with laphroaig.
pour hendriks over ice and stir.
strain into martini shell.
cucumber garnish.
my own version of a sadly-neglected classic. served to a couple of fellows who got a little too silly when describing what they were looking for out of their next cocktail.